THANKS to AFL friend, Dewey Seeto who just sent these along!
Gotta laugh, gotta love ’em! I’m betting you’ll see either yourself – or a significant other in your life – in at least one of these jewels!
Enjoy – and THANKS, Dewey!
A police recruit was asked during the exam,
“What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
“Call for backup.”
I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today,
it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin’?”
The driver said, “Well that depends – You buyin’?”