Happiness is more than a warm puppy for seniors.
Happiness is senior discounts, early bird specials and handicap parking.
Happiness is grandchildren who call even when it is not your birthday.
Happiness is a warm fire and all the books you have yet to read.
Happiness is a paid off mortgage and/or a reverse mortgage.
Happiness is hearing the word benign.
Happiness is learning to program a smart phone.
Happiness is enjoying seven days of weekends.
Happiness is an affordable haircut.
Happiness is still having hair.
Happiness is a social security check.
Happiness is sleeping in your own bed after a long journey.
Happiness is a good mattress that lets you sleep through the night.
Happiness is an unexpected visit with a friend. Happiness is having friends.
Happiness is a movie you don’t remember seeing the first time.
Happiness is free coffee at McDonald’s. Happiness is a good cup of tea.
Happiness is knowing all the questions on Jeopardy!
Happiness is finding the lowest gas price in town. Happiness is a full tank.
Happiness is the last car payment.
Happiness is bringing a smile to someone.
Happiness is a purring cat.
Happiness is seeing clearly again after cataract surgery.
Happiness is Bingo. Happiness is winning at Bingo.
Happiness is duplicate bridge.
Happiness is accumulating master points at duplicate bridge.
Happiness is old movies on TCM.
Happiness is a warm, fluffy bathrobe on cold mornings.
Happiness is bumping into an old friend and remembering old friend’s name.
Happiness is not needing Google to remember something.
Happiness is having Google there when you can’t remember.
Happiness is finding something you thought you had lost.
Happiness is remembering why you walked into a room.
Happiness is the early morning smell of fresh coffee.
Happiness is losing that last five pounds and fitting into old slim jeans.
Happiness is laughing so hard you can’t stop.
Happiness is homemade soup and summer tomatoes.
Happiness (for a Southerner) is fried chicken.
Happiness is a good physical checkup after eating fried chicken.
Happiness (for a Southerner) is sweet tea.
Happiness is good health insurance.
Happiness is old photos.
Happiness is being computer literate.
Happiness is receiving email but not too much of it.
Happiness is snail mail from someone you thought had died.
Happiness is soaking for an hour in a big bathtub.
Happiness is loving someone and being loved in return.
Happiness is being married to your best friend.
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Editor’s Note: Cappy Hall Rearick is a humor columnist for the Lowcountry Sun in Charleston, South Carolina. She is the author of seven published books. Visit her at www.simplysoutherncappy.com.