Author: Laverne Bardy
Who Am I Kidding?
I don’t linger over the fact that I’m disintegrating at jet speed. Instead, I wake up each morning in a positive frame of mind. I think about all I’d like to accomplish that day: marketing, laundry, bungee jumping. Then I hang my feet over the edge of the bed, prepare to stand and ……….. Ouch. Groan. Moan……… Wait!...Read More
Do Not Disturb!
Most nights I have a terrible time falling asleep. My mind is never fully at rest. I turn on my ceiling fan…winter and summer…punch my pillow to mold it into my neck, pull up my quilt, get into position and close my eyes. It’s then I remember I have to phone Cynthia with directions to the restaurant we’re meeting at on Wednesday, work on a Letter o...Read More
10 Hours
10 Hours – The total length of time I spent in the Emergency Room at Newton Memorial Hospital. Four of those hours I sat in the outer waiting room where my complaint of being unable to breath was accepted as trivial compared to that of the man who walked in carrying his finger in a jar. Three of those hours were spent on my back, on what the ...Read More
Technology Gives Me A Headache!
I didn’t want a cell phone. I was perfectly content with my land line telephone and felt no need to reach out, touch or be touched by anyone. I loved the quiet periods that came with driving, and wandering through shops and parks, alone and non-communicative. Now if I don’t answer my phone in the middle of dinner at a restaurant, callers worry and ...Read More
While He’s Waiting
Some people are great achievers. They have numerous interests and can always be found working on one stimulating project or another. I would kill to be one of those people but, so far, it hasn’t happened. I sleep with a Post It Note pad along side my bed. At least once a week, before going to bed, I write down a project I would love to work on nex...Read More
Parenting On A Wing And A Prayer
I didn’t go through teenage rebellious years until I was 42 years old, when I ran away from home and did most of what my friends had done in high school. I was a damn-near-perfect child with an intense desire to please my parents, and a profound fear of disappointing them. If my father ordered me to be home by 9:00; I was home by 8:59. If my mother...Read More
“I Wish I Still Smoked Cigarettes” (Sung by Ronnie Dunn)
Country singer Ronnie Dunn, of Brooks and Dunn, came out with an amazing song titled “I Wish I Still Smoked Cigarettes.” The sentiments expressed throughout the song brought me back to an era that started when I was thirteen, and fell deeply in love for the first time. Our relationship lasted from eighth grade through the middle of our sophomore y...Read More
Unsupported Evidence
Are women better off without wearing bras? This topic on nighttime news, squeezed between Korea’s nuclear threats and the start of baseball season, had women voicing some strong opinions. I, of course, am one of those women. My first reaction was a resounding, “OMG! YES! YES! YES!” Jean Denis Rouillon, a professor at the University of Franche Com...Read More
Laverne’s View: Human Body Shops
As a result of modern medicine, medical advances, and public education, the average human life span has risen from age 45 in 1840 to 85 in 2000. Bruce J. Klein, director at the Immortality Institute in Alabama, questions whether we will find a cure for aging altogether, or will life span peak at some natural limit. I believe I have a viable sugges...Read More
Laverne's View: A Weekend with Sam
I am a high energy person. You’d be hard pressed to find me sitting still any longer than I have to, so if I tell you I’m exhausted you’d better believe I’ve been covering far more ground than usual. My ten year old granddaughter, Sam, visited me for a weekend and begged me to take her to the mall. “You know I hate mal...Read More
Laverne's View: The Final Talk
Recently, we hosted the third in a series of three life-altering, talks. The first TALK was the SEX TALK, back when my children were pre-teens. It left me traumatized when I learned that they knew far more about the topic than I did. The second TALK was about DRUGS. I had been actively involved in a Drug Awareness program in town and, consequ...Read More
Laverne's View: Let It All Hang Out
My friend Sue was in her mid fifties when she decided she wanted to be an exotic dancer. I did my best to talk her out of it, but she had friends who danced – all younger than she – and they were making great money, so she thought she could, also. Her goal was to work until she saved enough to open a specialty bakery. Then she would qui...Read More