Father’s Day is coming up soon, and what better way to express your feelings than what comedian have to say? Read on for our top ten here!
”Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
Jon Stewart
“Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a 4-year-old? Take it on. Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. Get into it. It won’t take away your manhood—it’ll give it to you. I did that. I spent more time with my kids. I took it on. I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes. I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me, go figure.”
Louis CK
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
Jerry Seinfeld
Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song.”
Pam Brown
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”
Dave Attell
“I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
Rita Rudner
“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”
Jimmy Fallon
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain
“I don’t have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.”
Eugene Mirman
“My wife told me today that I’m gonna become a father for the very first time. The bad news is we already have two kids.”
Brian Kiley
And of course..the great George Carlin
