As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I25. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"

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dagokid Senior driving in N Myrtle Beach was done in a GOLF CART at 30 miles an hour and sometimes in busy parts of town, too :( It was not too funny at times.

Jul 8, 2012, 4:34 PM EDT

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